Like the late Marvin Gaye sang, there are times when s*x is the only viable solution to certain problems you may be having. Such times are ...
Like the late Marvin Gaye sang, there are times when s*x is the only viable solution to certain problems you may be having.
Such times are as follow:
• When you can’t fall asleep. Instead of going for herbal tea, take this time-tested, holistic remedy for your insomnia.
• When you’re trying to move past a fight. He said he was sorry. You forgave him, and you meant it, but a part of you still kind of wants to smack him. Spank him instead, and within minutes, you’ll both be back to your cuddly selves.
• When work is stressing you out like crazy. You wish you could leave work at the office, but you have that big presentation tomorrow and you still need your boss to go over that report. Sounds like you need to schedule a meeting with your man so he can leave you breathless and thinking about anything but work!
• When you didn’t get a chance to exercise that day. There’s no denying that exercise brings with it a myriad of mood-boosting benefits, but on some days, gym time just isn’t in the cards. Not only does s*x require both light cardio and flexibility, it leaves you with a glow that’s at least as noticeable as the one you leave yoga with.
• When you’re procrastinating. You said you were going to finally organise that wall in your closet today, and you will… as soon as you take care of this one pressing errand.
• When one of you is leaving town for a while. You’re going to miss him, he’s going to miss you, and you’re both going to be lonely and in different cities for a stretch. Forget talking about it, and let your bodies give each other the send-off you both deserve.
• When you’re bored. Boredom is a gateway emotion that can lead to all kinds of ill-advised decisions, from going on an online shopping spree to cutting your own bangs. Have a go at s*x instead, and avoid these unsafe, non-sexual activities.
• When you need a mid-afternoon pick-me-up. You hit book club brunch in the morning, and you’ve got that bridal shower later, and you’re feeling so sleepy and sluggish that you have no idea how you’ll power through. Instead of taking coffee or energy drinks, recharge with some good old-fashioned s*x.
• When you get a bad haircut. You’ve cried. You’ve processed it. You’ve texted your sister. There’s no undoing that abomination that is currently on your head, but s*x can help you remember that your hair isn’t the thing he finds hottest about you anyway.
• When you can’t decide on a movie. You’re feeling romance, he’s in the mood for action. Combine the two genres by skipping the movie altogether and hitting the main attraction in your bedroom.
• When you’re staying at a horrible hotel. The sheets are stiff, the air is stuffy, and you don’t even want to know what’s going on under the bed. There’s only one way to get your mind off of this horrifying room — and it’s not by calling room service. (Just remember to use that “Do Not Disturb” sign.)
Source: Flexi Gist
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